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Here in Manchester Fucking New Hampshire
Northeast pseudo capital of nothing
Where the snow falls on thanksgiving
And it rains throughout Christmas
Cause the weather from Canada or Florida
Just likes to fuck with us like that

And just like die hard four
We live free or die
Its nice to share something in common
With Bruce Willis
Although I think that's just out license plates

I think we might of had a president
In the nineteenth century
Born somewhere nearby
Franklin Pierce or something like that
He's was kind of forgettable and supported slavery
But here in New Hampshire we turn the other cheek

Oh for better or worse we're known for Adam sandler
He went to the same school that I did
Twenty something years earlier
And Sarah silvermen was born a town over
I guess we have something in the comedy department
To tie it all together, this place kind of sucks
But we love it anyway.